Attention Jean Designers!!

So I went on a major search for the perfect pair of jeans to wear on the double date last week. I found a pair (on clearance at Target...$13.48...whoo hoo!) that were the right color, size, and seemed to fit over my stupid hips and everything. I put them on when I got home to try them out so that I wouldn't wear them bowling if they exposed that unattractive section of my back that EVERY pair of jeans I've bought for the last few years has shown.

Well.

I spent the whole night pulling up the back of my pants and I was sooo self concious, I wanted to hide. (no wonder I only bowled a 48 on the first game!) They finally turned the lights down so I felt a little better but still had to pull up the pants. I wasn't very happy.

I don't think jean makers are designing these for woman like me who a) have a little extra cushioning around the middle, b) don't want the whole world looking at my Hanes Her Way c) don't care how good my butt looks and d) are already self-consious enough, thank you. It also seems a little suspicious that shirts these days don't seem to go as far past my middle as they use too...which might be caused by the way I'm built but still doesn't seem right.

Ah well. I guess I could quit complaining and actually start working on it, huh?